Record Company Fat Cat:
My proposition is to write a tune that makes us some dough,
In fact let's just cover someone elses released ten years ago!
Then all we need's a pretty face whether they sing in tune or not,
I mean bullshit to the way it sounds as long as they look tip top!

Real Music Lover:
Just 'cause they look good,
You must accept,
Don't mean they get no, none of my respect.

Record Company Fat Cat:
Please give me more fame and money, and money and fame.

Real Music Lover:
(I really don't mean to offend you but it all sounds the same!)

Record Company Fat Cat:
YOU'VE GOT TO BUY!!
OH MY GOD, YOU'VE GOT TO BUY!!

© Max Pepe/Intraverse 2003