Quick to the residence knowin' someone else is in need,
You don't need a twenty nor dya need to plead!
He cruises round with the funky stick we love,
If you're in need you can come and cop a lug!

But be warned he's scarce and everywhere
You've gotta want it more than most for him to even care!
Herb and funk might be comin' your way,
If the time is right for everyone you might just hear him say

"I've got my funky stick my funky stick I've got today!"
"I've got my funky stick my funky stick I've got it!"

It helps me see my way,
It takes away my pain,
Don't ever be ashamed,
Just relish everything you've got, till it's gone.

What's happened to bongs? Do you smoke doobie?
What's happened to bongs? Do you smoke?
What's happened to bongs? Do you smoke doobie?
What what time is it?

He takes it with him everywhere he goes,
Don't know where it might come in handy.
We all want some he knows
You know that all we want to do is rock and rythmn with you
So won't you do us all a favour do what we want you too!!

He's making the most of
We're taking the most of
We're making the most of
The thing that he boasts of
We're taking the most of
He's making the most of
But not taking nothing from me.

© Max Pepe/Intraverse 2003